Dear Kelly, 

What the heck is going on with your hair color?  News flash- Grey is not chic, not even close. Although I applaud your intent of being different and fun, you’ve missed your mark. Gray hair ( when it occurs naturally) can be incredibly beautiful and sophisticated,now when you fake it on the other hand it’s just weird.

If it wasn’t bad enough that your hair color is absurd, your extensions don’t even come close to matching. Major fail Ms. Osborne.

So why is gray hair such a bad thing? Well millions of women worldwide color their hair to camouflage such color. Grey hair is actually the lack of pigment in the hair, melanin which produces color in our skin and hair starts to fade with age and when it leaves the hair strand what your left with is the white or gray color we’ve come to hate. Because melanin fades with age, it has become a symbol of youth to have hair that is any color but gray.

I ticketed Rihanna for the red Ronald McDonald look a while back, and you are also being ticketed for the old lady locks.